Your Children Are Boring: or How Modern Parents Ruin Everything by Tom James (En

Description: Your Children Are Boring by Tom James Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description "The funniest book of the year" Are you sick of a society that seems obsessed with children? Do you find modern parents insufferable? Your Children Are Boring is a uniquely humorous look at our cultures obsession with children, a world where virtually every advert has a squawking child in it, where pubs are full of wailing infants, and where every other Facebook post is tagged #ProudDad. Why do parents themselves behave like infants? Why having a child doesnt make you less selfish, why its extremely unlikely that your child is in fact, special, and why modern parenting is ruining everything, not least the kids themselves. All the answers lie within, and its your duty to read it. Yes, Your Children Are Boring will make you laugh, but its much more than that. Once consumed you must take its teachings into the world and fix society. Or something. Oh and if you put Dad or Mum in your social media bios, this book is aimed at you. An excerpt from Your Children Are Boring: "There are more radical solutions available to us of course. I take my lead from the way weve societally turned smokers into pariahs at pubs. Lets create family areas in the pubs! Imagine, roped off areas out the back, covered in sick, where the tables are made of plastic rather than wood, soundproofed so we dont have to listen to you loudly slow-talking, or the baby crying. Or you could just go to McDonalds, which is where the kids want to be anyway. And thats another thing; does anyone think these kids want to go to a pub? Theyre not renowned for their rides and pits of plastic balls. But perhaps thats just a matter of time. Well inevitably infantilise getting smashed like we seem intent on doing to everything else. You want it all dont you, your spoilt little brain thinks, Ive had a child, but that doesnt mean I should modify my life. I still want pub, so baby come to pub! Kids should be, and probably are, bored out of their tiny minds at pubs. Its where grown-ups go to bitch about their friends new kitchen or boyfriend / girlfriend, not a playground, thats why theyre full of glass, fruit machines and sharp edges. If we can be a little melodramatic though, youre a virus. Youre ruining pubs like you ruined football and the cinema, colonising it like the most boring invading army in history armed with iPhones and Kleenex." Details ISBN 1712629972 ISBN-13 9781712629970 Title Your Children Are Boring Author Tom James Format Paperback Year 2020 Pages 102 Publisher Independently Published GE_Item_ID:132931185; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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