The Dogma of Rufus: A Canine Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scr

Description: The Dogma of Rufus by Rufus, Larry Arnstein, Zack Arnstein, Joey Arnstein Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Hardcover Condition Brand New Description Slobber your wayinto their hearts . . . and their food... Publisher Description So, youve been ripped out from your mothers paws and taken in by a strange family of humans that has kids who insist on flapping your floppy ears and dressing you up like a ladybug. These new human-folk are trying to "teach" you things, like sitting or not ripping apart their fun-looking shoes, and you might start to think you should try to "obey." But I know better; Ive been around the block and peed on most parts of it. Puppies like you need my-wait, somebody just walked in with a hamburger. Gotta check this out.Ok, back now. Anyway, to survive in this world filled with brown-clad fools delivering packages and leashes, you need my guide to show you whats what in this dog-eat-dog world of ours. Like dog beds; your human might try to force you to sleep in one of these, but with my sly techniques I can show you how to weasel your way into their clean, fresh-smelling king-sized bed, or even stretch yourself out and have it all to yourself. Those imbeciles might think they are your owner, but youll show them who really owns who armed with knowledge on these subjects:- Advanced barking-how loud and annoying can you go?- Cars-catch your Moby Dick- Licking-what, where, when, and why- Biting-ask questions later- Welcoming guests-try not to hyperventilate- And much more!Communicating with humans can be difficult, as they are not very smart, but they give you things and throw you balls, so you might as well try to amuse them. Details ISBN 1620876043 ISBN-13 9781620876046 Title The Dogma of Rufus Author Rufus, Larry Arnstein, Zack Arnstein, Joey Arnstein Format Hardcover Year 2013 Pages 304 Publisher Skyhorse Publishing GE_Item_ID:151664957; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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