CUSTOM SURFBOARDS WITH *XFACTOR* TECHNOLOGY - THE FASTEST BOARD ON THE PLANET!

Description: "You're Only As Good As The Boards - You Ride! MR. x . . .Tomorrow's Genius . . . "Delivered Today." @ xboards™Our Mission Statement: Build The Most xPLOSIVE . . .Surfboard On The Planet!In our unwavering quest to create a surfboard that undeniably - - delivers the ‘MOST THRILLING’ ride ever imagined, we scoured the planet leaving no stone unturned. Talking to world class shapers, glassers, professional surfers, water-men, scientists at the top of their game in aerodynamics, hydrodynamics and many, many more - - we discovered the truth.Yes, after spending an inordinate amount of time, money, energy and effort, our research team came across the only guy on the planet that could ever make it happen! He is now on The Executive Board and will always remain - ‘our little secret’ - along with his amazing technology. The GENIUS of this Technology born over years and years of testing and retesting delivers a ‘NEVER BEFORE’ - - THRILLING RIDE! This new surfboard is by far the fastest, lightest, strongest, paddle - in custom built board on the planet. A surfboard that will always KEEP IT”S DYNAMIC ROCKER - - from the day you bought it and for years and years to come - - delivering you the ‘Ride Of Your Life!’ We Take All SurfersTo The Next Level!- - And We Will Prove It - -With A 'Risk Free' Test Ride!The xFactor™ A 'Secret' Technology, That Creates The Strongest, Lightest, Fastest, Custom Board In The World.(Provisional Patent (1/01/ 2023) MR. x. . .LIGHT YEARS AHEAD... FAR BEYOND THE HERD!.So what makes Mr. X - - the SHEAR GENIUS he is, bringing to life a state-of-the-art new board building technology? Well folks his resume reads like a Who’s - Who in the Surfing World. During his early years standing toe to toe with other Surfing Legends, NO ONE could ever beat him in competition. His POWER SURFING was said to be EPIC / UNSTOPPABLE...Leaving competition at an early age to perfect his trade in 'the school of hard knocks' through trial and error - - Mr. X rapidly became the #1 Glasser in the World with the Top Professional Surfers coming to him to glass their boards - - THERE IS NO ONE BETTER! So Let’s Get Down To Business.People who drive a Ferrari, a Lambo, land a helicopter on their yacht or a private jet on their home runway - - pay to play. It is NO DIFFERENT here @ xboards™Imagine you’re driving around on a slow Volkswagen on a big day at your favorite spot and Team X . . . drops in behind you, goes around you at the bottom - - hits the lip and disappears down the line leaving you washing around in the gravel. The XFactor ™ Why Do XBoards Cost $2,500?OWNING THE WAVE - - Priceless! - -The XBoard™ONLY ONE COLORBut Why?It's All About The Visual... "We Want Everyone To Know You Own One And They Better Get Out Of The Way!" We know not everyone can afford $2,500 for a new surfboard so our answer to you is really quite simple... If you want to drive a Lambo, save your money! "Occasionally, Perhaps Only Once In A Lifetime Will A Surfboard This Explosive Change Your Surfing Life Forever!"Chief Executive OfficerThe XBoard™ Now This Is A Guarantee!** TEST RIDE IT **Pay A - $2,500 Fully Refundable Deposit Test Ride The XBoard™ For 30 Days!"You Will Fall Off This Board The Next 30 Days, It's Just That Damn Fast! In Fact, Even The PRO's Fall Off!...LMAO Mr.X#1. If You Love It - Then Keep It!#2. Or Return It Get Your $2,500 Back.#3. So Far - - There Are - - No Returns.#4. Order Now Before You Get Placed On A Long Waiting List!"Rest Assured,You Won't Ride Anything Else Ever Again!"From The Desk Of CEO... "We Will NEVER EVER Pay For Professional Surfers, They Come To Us -- It's Only A Matter Of Time."Join Team X . . .If you don't have $2,500, then send me customers and I will give you one!

Price: 2500 USD

Location: Capistrano Beach, California

End Time: 2024-03-09T16:37:05.000Z

Shipping Cost: N/A USD