Description: Moe Hooligan's Funny Shorts by Moe Hooligan Fifty Shades of Funny! Comedy Quickies to Make You Laugh Reading Moes writing is like sharing inside jokes with an old friend. Hes funny. Hes courageous. And he smells like guacamole. Need a laugh? Im sure theres one in here somewhere! "Moe Hooligans Funny Shorts" offers Moes outrageous takes on boinking: "Sex. Its not just for reproduction anymore." Pornography: "Hardcore is obscene; softcore is not, but one can always hope." Desire: "Lust is in the crotch of the beholder." Stalkers: "If a woman receives flowers from a Secret Admirer who looks like Brad Pitt, everythings fine. Hes just so romantic. But if the poor fellow looks less attractive, hes no longer romantic; hes a deranged stalker!" And even manners: "The proper forms of address are Babe and Kiddo or Dude and sometimes Stud." Ah, truly words to live by. This book offers you more fun than a rectal exam by a foreign doctor with a lisp. (Which is quite all right, if thats who you are and how you want to live your life.) Whats In Store For You: Beginning with a nutty note from the publisher, "Moe Hooligans Funny Shorts" contains such crazy comedy quickies as: "Romance Tips for Dudes Looking to Score" (Worth the cost of the book): "All Sports Are Based on Sex" "Her Skin Must Be Sooo Deep" "How to Make the One You Love Think You Really Care" "How to Tell If Youre in Love" (This is a fun game to play): "Lets Boink and Make Up" "If You Please" "Just Say No" (Worth much, much more than the cost of the book): "Gee, I Found the G-Spot" "Remote Out of Control" "When Women Want to Talk" "The Slippery Surf" "Stalker Thoughts" "What Constitutes Pornography" "What to Say to Women" "Miscellaneous Moe" Ends with Moes "Fondle Farewell" These Arent Bedtime Stories for Young Children Although not excessively vulgar, this book contains adult humor. Not for anyone underage. Also, if youre easily uptight, maybe this isnt the book for you. (Or maybe it is; and you just dont know it yet!) Im just warning you that you may find some of the enclosed material offensive. Im warning you, but Moes daring you. In fact, He double dog dares you. Rather, he triple dog dares you! Quadruples even!! At the very least, you want to find the G-spot; dont you? Well then, what more incentive do you need? For less than the cost of something that costs more than this book, like a seafaring yacht or a Concorde passenger plane, you can enjoy loads of laughs. A load of something; thats for sure. Hurry; and buy this book now before you come to your senses! P.S. Its racy without being raunchy. Or its raunchy without being racy. Or its both. Or none of the above. Whichever one you want, its probably the other one. But I feel you will find something to make you laugh in this book. In fact, Im sure youll find a lot more than one laugh, so scroll up and click the Buy button now! FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Details ISBN149278754X Author Moe Hooligan Short Title MOE HOOLIGANS FUNNY SHORTS Pages 38 Language English ISBN-10 149278754X ISBN-13 9781492787549 Media Book Format Paperback Year 2013 Publication Date 2013-09-21 Subtitle Comedy Quickies Imprint Createspace Independent Publishing Platform Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:77790244;
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