Luna for the Lunies! by Ira Nayman (English) Paperback Book

Description: Luna for the Lunies! by Ira Nayman Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description If you dont read Luna for the Lunies!, you will miss the following: This is the future: an Apple Records logo stamped on the cheek of humanity...forever. Proper attribution format in news articles must be maintained. This is what separates us from the animals! When everybody looks like they are starving, true starvation becomes kitsch. "Have we learned nothing from the GEU UME?" "Y" dt h b ca g," v Wy s. "I doubleplusunhate you. I doubleplusunhate you with all my heart!" "As we say in the companys executive colouring book: Extremism in the pursuit of violent vices is no liberty." After youve slept with a comedian, there are no depths to which people wont believe you can sink. "As happy as a herd of flutzes. Trips off the tongue, doesnt it?" Of course, you wont miss any of this because you just read it. Here. In the description of the book. But, you will miss other things that are almost as good. Like, context. So...there. Author Biography Ira Nayman is profilic. Proficlic. Proclif - he writes a lot. He previously published two Alternate Reality News Service books: Alternate Reality Aint What It Used To Be and What Were Once Miracles Are Now Childrens Toys. Print versions of both are available online at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Chapters/Indigo and other fine bookstores. New Alternate Reality News Service stories appear weekly on Iras Web site: Les Pages aux Folles . These include two advice columns: Ask Amritsar (about love and romance and technology) and Ask the Tech Answer Guy (about anything to do with technology except love and romance). Readers are encouraged to submit their own questions for the advice columns. Les Pages aux Folles also contains topical political and social satire and surreal cartoons. The Weight of Information, the pilot for a radio series based on Alternate Reality News Service articles, can be heard on YouTube. Ira has written a series of short stories set in a universe where all matter is conscious featuring object psychologist Antonio Van der Whall. As of this writing, four of the stories are in print or forthcoming: "A Really Useful Engine" appeared in the anthology Even Birds Are Chained To The Sky and Other Tales: The Fine Line Short Story Collection; "Escalation is Academic" can be found in the anthology UnCONventional; "Thinking is the Worst Way to Travel" can be read in Explorers: Beyond the Horizon, and; "If the Mountain Wont Come to Mohammed" will appear in Here Be Monsters. Several other stories have been sent to various publications, where they await editorial acceptance. Ira has also written a novel called Welcome to the Multiverse (Sorry for the Inconvenience) and two novellas ("The Dragon of the Bagel" and "The Rhododendron Who Cried Foul at Teatime") that follow the adventures of investigators for the Transdimensional Authority, the organization that monitors and polices travel between dimensions. These are currently awaiting decisions by publishers. Ira can be found on Twitter at /#!/ARNSProprietor and Facebook: naym Details ISBN 147005373X ISBN-13 9781470053734 Title Luna for the Lunies! Author Ira Nayman Format Paperback Year 2012 Pages 276 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:46837275; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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