Description: The perfect shirt for Golden Retriever lovers! The 100% cotton unisex classic tee fits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered street wear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% US-Grown Preshrunk Cotton • Fabric weight: Medium Weight, 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Golden Retriever T-shirt For Dog Lovers Preshrunk Gildan 5000 Tee Tear Away Label can be a really FUN GIFT! This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!The Epic Saga of the Ultimate Dog T-Shirt: A Cautionary Tale Welcome, dear eBay shoppers, to the whimsical world of canine couture! What you see before you isn’t just a T-shirt; it’s the culmination of a grand adventure—nay, a heroic quest—to immortalize my purebred pup, Sir Barkington III, on fabric. Grab your popcorn; this is a tale filled with trials, tribulations, and enough dog hair to knit a sweater. Chapter 1: The Acquisition of Sir Barkington III First things first: acquiring a purebred dog is no small feat. After scouring the internet and attending more dog shows than I care to admit, I finally laid eyes on Sir Barkington III—a majestic Golden Retriever with a coat that glistened like freshly polished gold. The price tag? A mere $5,000. But hey, who needs savings when you can have a four-legged fashion icon? Chapter 2: The Gourmet Diet Now that I had my furry muse, it was time to feed him. You see, Sir Barkington is not your average pup; he has refined tastes. His diet consists exclusively of ribeye steak—medium rare, of course. Who knew that gourmet dog food could cost as much as my monthly rent? After several months of feeding him steak and watching my bank account dwindle faster than his attention span during a squirrel chase, I realized I was in too deep. But what’s a little financial ruin when you’re creating art? Chapter 3: The Photo Shoot Fiasco With Sir Barkington well-fed and ready for his close-up, it was time for the photo shoot. I hired a professional photographer because obviously, my iPhone skills weren’t going to cut it. The session took place in the local park, where I envisioned capturing his regal essence against a backdrop of blooming flowers. What actually happened? Let’s just say that the only thing more unpredictable than a toddler is an excited Golden Retriever. Between chasing squirrels, rolling in mud, and shaking off every ounce of water from the nearby fountain, we ended up with over 300 photos—most of which were just blurry images of grass or Sir Barkington mid-leap. Chapter 4: The Design Dilemma After sifting through countless photos (and several hours spent cleaning mud off my walls), I finally selected the perfect shot: Sir Barkington looking majestic as he attempted to eat his own tail. Next came the design process. I hired a graphic designer who charged me an arm and a leg (and probably some dog hair) to create an image that would do justice to my pup's unparalleled beauty. Chapter 5: The Production Predicament With the design finalized, it was time to print! I ordered a small batch of shirts—because let’s be honest, how many people would want to wear a T-shirt featuring my dog? Turns out, printing costs are astronomical! Each shirt ended up costing me more than my last three grocery bills combined. Chapter 6: The Final Product And here we are! Behold the masterpiece: a T-shirt bearing the image of Sir Barkington III in all his glory! It’s soft, stylish, and comes with an added bonus—free dog hair! That’s right; no matter how many times I lint-roll myself before listing this beauty on eBay, you’ll find traces of Sir Barkington’s luxurious coat woven into every fiber. Conclusion: Why You Should Buy This Shirt So why should you buy this T-shirt? Because it’s not just clothing; it’s a testament to my financial misadventures and an ode to my beloved pup! Plus, wearing it will surely make you the talk of the town (or at least among fellow dog lovers). And who doesn’t want to sport a shirt that comes with its own built-in conversation starter? Act fast before I realize how much money I've lost on this project! Grab your piece of canine history today—Sir Barkington III would approve (as long as there’s steak involved). 🐾 Size guide LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)S281815 ⅝M292017L302218 ½XL3124202XL322621 ½3XL332822 ¾4XL343024 ¼5XL353225 ¼
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Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
End Time: 2024-12-21T16:39:11.000Z
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Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Pattern: Animal Print
Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
Character: Golden Retriever
Neckline: Crew Neck
Garment Care: Machine Washable (warm water, medium heat)
Material: Cotton
Fabric Type: Preshrunk cotton
Vintage: No
Brand: Gildan
Fit: Classic
Personalize: Yes
Size Type: Regular
Department: Unisex Adults
Type: T-Shirt
Unit Type: Unit
Style: Unisex T-shirt
Theme: Dog
Features: Preshrunk, Tear Away Label
Product Line: Gildan 5000
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