G.I. Jane Blu-Ray – Time to Give This Movie a New Home, No Drill Required!

Description: Hey, folks! Time to let go of this Blu-ray of G.I. Jane – it’s been sitting on my shelf longer than the Norfolk Tides’ playoff hopes (don’t ask, I’m still not over it). Let’s face it, this movie is probably the closest thing to a military boot camp that you’ll experience unless you’re forced to sit through an entire Norfolk Admirals game. And let’s be honest, even the Portsmouth Pirates could show more heart than this flick has left on my shelf. Why You Should Buy This:Cheap price: I'm selling this for practically nothing – just pay for media mail and a little bit for packing, and it’s yours! Seriously, even the Norfolk Tides’ ticket prices are higher than this!Great for your collection: Let’s be real, if you’re living in Virginia Beach and not collecting G.I. Jane on Blu-ray, are you even trying? This could be the perfect companion to your collection of obscure items no one else wants, like your old Mariners gear or the Norfolk Scope souvenir cup.Perfect for people who love nostalgia: Whether you’ve watched this movie a thousand times or just need something to put on while you’re avoiding watching the Washington Commanders fumble their way through another season – this is it.Works as a conversation starter: Imagine walking into a party with G.I. Jane in hand. Everyone will think you’re some kind of military genius, even though you’re just trying to avoid another season of the Richmond Flying Squirrels playing like they’ve been dropped on their heads. You can use it to distract them from talking about their broken dreams in a Cleveland Browns jersey.Highly packable: Blu-rays are small! So easy to ship! Unlike the Virginia Beach Field House where they try to pack in way too many events. This won’t take up any unnecessary space in your closet or your life. Movie Summary: So, G.I. Jane – starring Demi Moore in her most serious role since, I don’t know, Disclosure? She plays a Navy SEAL candidate, trying to break through the ranks and prove she can go toe-to-toe with the boys. Meanwhile, the U.S. Navy SEALs were probably wishing they had this movie’s dedication during the Washington Nationals’ World Series run. It’s got grit, determination, and all the military jargon you can handle… though don’t expect much more than a few slow-motion shots of Moore sweating it out in the desert (no, not like watching an Old Dominion University game in the summer, but close). If you’ve never seen this one, congrats on your decision to have more fun in life. But let’s be real – if you’re still living near Virginia Beach and haven't experienced G.I. Jane yet, you’re probably missing out on all the motivational speeches you need to hear (especially before facing your local Norfolk Tides ticket prices). And hey, it’ll make you feel better about whatever your goals are in life – especially when you realize even the Old Dominion Monarchs have more grit than the characters here. Fun Facts:Demi Moore did her own training for the role, which is more than I can say for my commitment to watching sports in this area. Even the Virginia Beach Piranhas would probably get a medal for effort after watching this movie!The movie was filmed in various locations, including California. Not Virginia Beach, though, because we know how to keep our beaches free of military drama (unless it’s watching Virginia Beach's city council in action).The film actually inspired some people to join the Navy! I know, shocking. But, hey, maybe it'll inspire you to make better movie choices than cheering on the Washington Commanders. Please Take It Off My Hands: Honestly, if you don’t buy it, I’ll probably end up watching it again, and you don’t want to subject me to that. I’ll even throw in some random sports memorabilia I found in my closet (no, it’s not Chris Cooley’s autograph – but I’ll toss in a Norfolk Tides hat or something equally thrilling). So don’t wait – just pay for shipping and packing, and this Blu-ray could be yours! Let’s face it – this could be the start of a new chapter in your movie collection. Or at the very least, it’ll take up space you weren’t using anyway, unlike your Virginia Beach sports memorabilia that’s still gathering dust. Get this movie *before the Washington Commanders win another game, and you’ll feel like you’ve actually accomplished something!

Price: 2.15 USD

Location: Lorain, Ohio

End Time: 2024-12-20T14:35:36.000Z

Shipping Cost: 4.63 USD