Description: I tried to give this away for a penny, which I would have paid to refund the buyer anyway, but eBay wouldn't let me...so it's on to plan B: Welp, I guess...SOMETHING good has to come from this garbage remake, right? Hear me out: I gave Paul Feig a chance while the movie was in the theater and paid my ticket price that a fair shot requires...and I've never been more disappointed in a film in my life. How is it possible that the BEST and WORST films of all time could share the title of "Ghostbusters"? Obviously I'm not nuts enough to watch this trash again, plus comments from Feig, McCarthy and others, as well as the Sony email leak, were nothing short of insulting to the genuine fans of the brand who didn't approve of their product, or the direction it was taking. Those involved in what instead, thankfully, became known as "Answer the Call" chose to focus their defensive, childish comments toward the awful minority who used sexism as a mask for their disapproval, while brushing off those of us who had genuine concern for the future of the property. But NO MORE, I say! Let's spin this into a positive! Talkin' to you, Mr. Feig... Instead of burning this claim ticket and whiting-out the mention of it on the back of the package, let's instead sell the digital code that should NEVER have been included in the first place...and give 100% of the proceeds to charity! It's for the kids, folks! The unfortunate among you who purchase this horrible, unfunny, unnecessary remake (which includes a qu*ef joke, the awful "Mike Hat" exchange, glasses that were still on a character's face, the shooting of a giant incel ghost in the nuts, hostage video-like cameos by lawyer-threatened actors [look it up; we see you Amy Pascal!], the most annoying performances of Hemsworth and McKinnon's otherwise enjoyable career, and SO, SO, SOOOO much less...) will be making a 1,000,000 donation to St. Jude's Children's Hospital! I will be emailing the unclaimed code (and the code for "Answer the Call" ONLY) to the email address of your choice. PLEASE take this detestable remake from my collection as fast as humanly possible...and something good can FINALLY come of this terrible decision by Sony. The rest of us are busy just wanting more Ghostbusters, all thanks to the REAL GB3: Ghostbusters Afterlife. February 5th- NEW DEVELOPMENTS/INFO! As we have recieved these questions many, many times, we would like to answer them publicly: 1. User ay****d711952 asks: "How was this even possible?" ANSWER: We don't really know why Sony chose to do this to the world but, yes, this movie, to our perpetual dismay, DOES in fact exist and the sun is yet to absorb the earth as consequence for humanity's actions. And before you follow up with us, we don't know what's taking so long for that to happen, either. 2. From user an***********m: "How many dance numbers does this version have, and are they before, during, or after the credits? Asking for a friend. Thanks!" ANSWER: To Our Impassioned, Considerate Friend, After much deliberation, we have been advised by the demons who stand guard behind the 6th seal of Hades that this version includes PRECISELY more dance numbers than it deserves and the included songs, when played in reverse, will both generously and deliberately cause the unwinding of the very fabric of our existence... Or, as they also advised us: two. Sincerely, and without the assistance of our demonic stenographers or translators, -weskershades PS - Mr. Feig's continued reluctance to finalize the stated donation has been noted by the charities and counsel involved... MORE TO COME!
Price: 1000000 USD
Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico
End Time: 2024-10-02T21:38:24.000Z
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Format: 4K HD
Movie/TV Title: Ghostbusters (1984 film)
Edition: Ultimate Edition
