Gaytards R Us - Silly Goose Top Gun Mug

Description: **Silly Goose 15oz Top Gun-Themed Coffee Mug** Attention all mavericks, renegades, and coffee enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring mugs that don't reflect your inner Top Gun spirit or your silly goosey-ness? Well, hold onto your flight helmets because we've got the perfect cockpit companion for you! Introducing the Silly Goose Mug- where the elite skies of Top Gun meet the whimsical world of waterfowl. This isn't just any mug; it's your new wingman in the morning dogfight against drowsiness. **Features:** - **Large 15oz Capacity:** More fuel for your missions, whether that's conquering spreadsheets or just surviving the Monday morning briefings. - **High-Quality Ceramic:** Durable enough to withstand the turbulence of your dishwasher or microwave. This mug's as tough as a Top Gun recruit! - **Top Gun Inspired Design:** Featuring a logo that would make even Maverick do a double-take. Instead of the classic Top Gun emblem, we've got our Silly Goose standing at attention, ready to take on the skies or at least your caffeine cravings. - **Perfect for Gifting:** Whether you're looking to surprise a Top Gun fan or just someone who appreciates a good laugh with their morning joe, this mug is your target lock. - **Conversation Starter:** Guaranteed to break the ice faster than a supersonic jet. At your next office meeting or coffee break, watch as this mug turns heads and sparks chuckles. **Why You Need This Mug:** - Because regular mugs are for the grounded. You fly high with humor and caffeine. - It's not just a mug; it's a statement. A statement that says, "I'm here to lead the squadron, but don't think this Silly Goose isn't here on a mission to the Danger Zone" - In the high-stakes world of coffee consumption, why blend in when you can fly in formation with the Silly Goose? **Care Instructions:** To keep your Silly Goose mug in ace condition, wash gently by hand or place on the top shelf of your dishwasher. And remember, while this mug might make you feel like you can fly, it does not come with actual flight capabilities. Please keep all takeoffs inside your imagination. **Warning:** May cause sudden outbreaks of laughter, an urge to buzz the tower with your coffee spoon, or spontaneous reenactments of your favorite Top Gun scenes. Get ready to take to the skies or at least to the coffee machine with the Silly Goose Mug. It's time to buzz the tower with your morning brew in style! Ceramic 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8 (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2 (8.2 cm) in diameter 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7 (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3 (8.5 cm) in diameter 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3 (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7 (9.3 cm) in diameter Dishwasher and microwave safe Blank product sourced from "Chy-Na" This product is made especially for you...yes YOU...as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! ***IMPORTANT NOTE: Product is print on demand & ships when received by us. We will clearly communicate shipping and arrival expectation times***

Price: 29.99 USD

Location: Austin, Texas

End Time: 2024-12-03T16:45:01.000Z

Shipping Cost: 5.38 USD