Duke Cannon soap bar 10 oz. eggnog/lump coal/rudolph's night cap/mall santa

Description: Depending on the quantity you purchase, I may be able to use a USPS flat rate box, possibly more economical; I can check if you email me. Thank you! At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soapsMade in the USA by humans, not elvesAccording to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys.A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty militaryMall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.Rudolph's Much Deserved Night Cap Soap "Rudolph was rather worn out from guidin' Santa's sleigh all night. So, The Big Man and Rudolph threw back a few shots post-flight." Rudolph works hard during the holidays. He deserves a few minutes of respite after a long day, so we’ve created Rudolph’s Much Deserved Night Cap, a festive soap with the scent of Toasted Cinnamon and antique wood that compliments his favorite nightly beverage of cinnamon schnapps.Oops! All Brandy Homemade Eggnog SoapEvery year Duke Cannon aims to make holiday spirits bright for his guests before they roll into town. Dragging the decorations down from the attic, scaling the roof to string lights across every eave and dormer, and finally, preparing his homemade eggnog — this being the annual favorite of his brother-in-law Gary, who usually ends each night of his over-extended stay with multiple helpings of no egg, no nog, just a two-finger pour of brandy. Smells like toasted nutmeg and musk. Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.

Price: 6 USD

Location: Elyria, Ohio

End Time: 2024-12-21T21:34:53.000Z

Shipping Cost: N/A USD