Description: To understand the chemistry that makes up life itself, it is really very basic and easy...please see our ebay listings for shirts featuring DNA and the Human Genome Project. However, is it possible to figure out the chemistry of living, without resorting to Philosophy? BETTER BELIEVE IT, Existentialist-boy! The definition of what it means to be living along with the very reason for it, begins with the simple and humble Theobromine molecule, CHOCOLATE! Yes, it really is that simple. Sure, it is more than possible to be alive without chocolate...but you call that living? NOT ON MY PLANET! Featuring chocolate-drop lettering, the chemical makeup of the Theobromine molecule as well as a generic chocolate bar (along with the resulting smudges left from wiping your fingers on a white shirt after eating aforementioned melting bar), this design even includes the math which proves the results of feeding just the right mix of Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen and Oxygen to your average, bored humanoidal life form, leading to a happy, content and productive (not to mention addicted-and-hungry-for-more) person. You can't argue with the math. Save the Earth...it's the only planet with Chocolate!!!Need a shirt with a little more kick to bring you back to life? Then, try our CAFFEINE design! From our current selection of popular T-shirts! Up for sale is t-shirt celebrating the molecule that makes up CHOCOLATE. Never before has a hard-core chemistry design proven to be so popular with...EVERYONE! These are BRAND NEW, FIRST QUALITY, preshrunk 100% cotton shirts, available in size SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, XL, XXL (EXTRA EXTRA LARGE, DOUBLE XL, 2XL) and/or XXXL (TRIPLE XL, 3XL). This is an original multi-color design, screen-printed onto top quality shirts for durability and long life...this is NOT some cheap iron-on design. Suggested to sell for $25.00 ($27.00 for 2XL, $29.00 for 3XL) and up (plus shipping), I am offering these for $24.00 each ($26.00 for 2XL, $28.00 for 3XL), which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.
Price: 24 USD
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
End Time: 2025-01-31T21:29:58.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
Size: S-3XL
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Department: Unisex Adults
Material: 100% Cotton
Theme: YUMMY!
Pattern: NOM NOM NOM
Type: T-Shirt
Color: White
Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
Brand: Cotton Expressions
Style: Graphic Tee
Size Type: Regular
Available Variations
Color: S
Price: 24 USD
Available Quantity: 5
Quantity Sold: 0
Color: M
Price: 24 USD
Available Quantity: 5
Quantity Sold: 1
Color: L
Price: 24 USD
Available Quantity: 7
Quantity Sold: 0
Color: XL
Price: 24 USD
Available Quantity: 6
Quantity Sold: 0
Color: 2XL
Price: 26 USD
Available Quantity: 5
Quantity Sold: 0
Color: 3XL
Price: 28 USD
Available Quantity: 1
Quantity Sold: 0
