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Bigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag Gift

Description: For centuries, people have reported sightings of an enormous ape that goes by the name Sasquatch, Yeti, the Abominable Snowman, and Bigfoot. No one knew whether this legendary creature actually existed - until now! This earth-shattering new calendar shows 12 completely real, never-before-published photographs of Bigfoot taken in his natural habitat. To capture these images, renowned Bigfoot photographer Grant Collier dressed up as a female Sasquatch to lure Bigfoot into the open. In retrospect, this was probably a bad idea, since Bigfoot attempted to kill Grant several times when he realized he’d been bamboozled. But the images Grant captured will go down as some of the most important ever taken - right up there with images from Roswell proving the existence of aliens and NASA’s fake images of the moon landing.A portion of all profits from this calendar will be donated by the publisher to non-profits working to protect the real Bigfoots on this planet ... gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees, and more.Some of the captivating true stories printed beneath the monthly photos are provided below:February: Residents of Fouke, Arkansas, have reported hundreds of sightings of a creature called the Boggy Creek Monster. It looks like Bigfoot but has blood-red eyes and just three toes on each foot. In 2024, renowned Bigfoot photographer Grant Collier was invited to Fouke to determine whether this ape is real or just Fouke-lore. While wading through a deep swamp, Grant smelled a horrible odor that has often been associated with this creature. However, Grant soon realized the odor was coming from him since he hadn’t bathed in over six months. But just as Grant was losing hope, he came across this ferocious beast, proving that the Boggy Creek Monster is real and that the good people of Fouke are as honest as the day is long.October: While photographing yet another Bigfoot in the American Southwest, Grant Collier was beginning to despair at how boring and predictable his images were becoming. But then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a very unusual animal approaching. He quickly realized that this creature was the legendary chupacabra. As the chupacabra approached Bigfoot, Grant assumed a fierce fight would ensue. But to his surprise, Bigfoot began petting the chupacabra. Apparently, Bigfoots have domesticated these animals and keep them as pets. Despite their reputations as vicious beasts, the two are actually very loving creatures. Well, loving to each other. When they heard the shutter click, they savagely attacked Grant, leaving him once again fighting for survival in the most desolate of locations.December: The job of a Bigfoot Hunter does not pay very well. The revenue from calendars is simply not enough to pay for expeditions across the globe. Legendary Bigfoot photographer Grant Collier has therefore begun leading Bigfoot tours. When the first tour encountered a Bigfoot, Grant may have let the participants approach a bit too close. What happened in the resulting mayhem is largely a blur. All we know is that three of the older, slower members of the group have not been seen since. We’re sure they’re fine, though. We’re now accepting applications for the second tour on our website.

Price: 15.95 USD

Location: Evergreen, Colorado

End Time: 2024-12-05T09:06:31.000Z

Shipping Cost: 2.5 USD

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Bigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag GiftBigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag GiftBigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag GiftBigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag GiftBigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag GiftBigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag GiftBigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag GiftBigfoot 2025 Wall Calendar (12"x12") - Makes a Funny White Elephant / Gag Gift

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Brand: Collier Publishing LLC

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