Alan B'stard The New Statesman Rik Mayall PERSONALISED HAPPY BIRTHDAY art CARD

Description: MINISTER / Alan B'stard / The New Statesman / Rik Mayall / Spoof / Tory / Labour / POP ART Unofficial PERSONALISED GREETING CARD ------- Personalised to your specification. A5 Colour Birthday card in white envelope, 285gm Photo Card with coloured inner card for extra quality, designed by artist Morien Jones, and taken from his POP ART PAINTINGS COLLECTION. -------Design 1 is default but you can request others.The cards are themed front, back and inside. It's so simple, just include your option information in the PayPal Comments Box as you pay, or message us on ebay. ----------- You may choose to include any or all of the free options below :- ---------- FREE OPTION 1 Occasion Your choice of occasion on the front of your card:- eg : - Happy Birthday, Congratulations, Get Well Soon, Good Luck, ... etc. Ages can be printed also. ---------- FREE OPTION 2 Name Name of your choice on front, (instead of the name pictured in the example.) ----------- FREE OPTION 3 Inner Dedication Name of your choice on inside, (before the greeting.) (If no name is given then we will use the name you gave for the front.) --------- FREE OPTION 4 General Inner Message Any Message printed on the inside. eg. "Happy Birthday", "Good Luck", "Congratulations", ... or anything you can think of. Ages can be printed also. --------- FREE OPTION 5 Personal Inner Message Any Message printed on the inside. eg. "From... " + Name(s), "With Love from ..." + Name(s) etc. (If no message is give then it will be left BLANK) Any Message printed on the inside. eg. "From... " + Name(s), "With Love from ..." + Name(s) etc. (If no message is give then it will be left BLANK) --------- FREE OPTION 6 Posted We shall place the card and envelope in separate weather-proof envelope and send it to you to sign and post yourself. (Or supply us with the name and address* of the special person and we can post it directly to them, cutting out time and postage costs, but remember to include who the card is from on the Personal Inner Message.) --------- Full money-back guarantee if unhappy. Designed to high specifications, make someone feel special with a personalized card. Printed on 285 gram photo quality glossy card, with coloured insert for that extra luxury. Blank C5 self-sealing white envelopes are also provided. Designed to high specifications, make someone feel special with a personalized card. Customize your card:- Choose the design, the occasion, the name, and make many other choices on the outside and the inside of the card. Choose from Sports, Hobbies, Animals, Cult TV & Film, Landscapes, Music, Literature, Art, Funny Stuff, etc. Landscapes, Music, Literature, Art, Funny, etc.Quotes-Alan B'Stard: If your IQ was any lower, you'd need watering. ----Liberal Democrat MP: I should like to point out on behalf of the Liberal Democrats, That although we are very nice people we have absolutely no idea how to run a country. ----Alan: Why should we, the country that produced Shakespeare, Christopher Wren, and those are just the people on our banknotes for Christ's sake, cower down to the countries that produced Hitler, Napoleon, the Mafia, and the the the, the the the, the the the Smurfs! ----Piers: Gosh, you're Victor Crosby? You were in my newspaper!Alan: Was he really, Piers? The last time I had something that white and flabby in my newspaper, it had just been fired in batter! ----Sarah: Where did you spend last night?Alan: I had an all night sitting.Sarah: Oh, I hope you didn't suffocate the poor girl! ----Piers: [to Sarah] Alan's going to blow my brains out!Alan: I'm not that good a shot, Piers. --------Alan: Remember my friends, God is dead. Marx is also dead. But the market lives. The market must become your new God. ----Alan: Where do you pick up those five guinea words? Anything over two syllables and you usually have to have a lie down. PERSONALISED GREETING CARD

Price: 4.99 GBP

Location: Newcastle Emlyn

End Time: 2025-01-31T23:00:20.000Z

Shipping Cost: 3.55 GBP